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It Demotivational Poster


GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...


TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm, #230595

WOW!!
caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm, #230592
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am, #229986

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am, #229982

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm, #229441

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm, #229440

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm, #227457

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm, #227453

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm, #227143

LOL~~
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm, #227141
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm, #227131
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am, #227123
Submit to Dig My Dog site


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm, #71642
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm, #57910
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm, #57814
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm, #24613
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm, #6363
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm, #2747
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm, #2560
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am, #2033
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am, #1652
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am, #1585
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am, #1463
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm, #1338
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm, #1305
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm, #1285
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am, #1281
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm, #127988
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #85485
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm, #232093
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm, #182892
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am, #71491
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am, #66287
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am, #66284
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm, #66186
Is that Stephen King?


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139137
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139090
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am, #224810
that's a must-have!


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm, #249951
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm, #249949
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Master-Evil

Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am, #105847
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


U.S. ARMY - MMmmmmm....pizza!


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Dre



HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm, #257643
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248089
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm, #248086
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am, #237044
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am, #237017
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm, #237016
Absolutely cool!


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am, #244505
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm, #244478
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm, #244335
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm, #244334
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am, #244271
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am, #244269
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am, #243977
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am, #243974
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm, #243943
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm, #243942
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm, #243938
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #146752
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #137363
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am, #112932
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112931
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112930
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #112929
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm, #112916
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am, #112725
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am, #112714
hahaha this one says it all


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


GUITAR MAN - Zappa, Harrison, Slash, Hendrix Richards, Page, Vaughn your turn


TAGS: guitar man
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Airman

Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:52 pm, #241292
24. Santana 25. ? 26. Malmsteen 27. Cobain 28. John Fogerty ? 29. Jerry Garcia 30. ? 31. Bo Diddley 32. Jeff Beck 33. Morello 34. Brian Setzer 35. ?
Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:49 pm, #241291
8. Clapton 9. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straights) 10. Brian May (Queen) 11. Ramone 12. Jack White 13. Edge 14. Chuck Berry 15. Angus Young 16. Townshend 17. Iommi 18. Van Halen 19. ? 20. Frehley 21. Ritchie Blackmore 22. Duane Allman 23. Kirk Hammett ...tbc
ughomer - September 10, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239061
cheat sheet at http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123
ughomer - September 9, 2012, 8:24 am, #239042
14. Joe Walsh 15. Huey Lewis 16. Ace Frehley (KISS)
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:09 pm, #239032
i also see the guitarist from kiss.im bad with band member names.
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:07 pm, #239031
whos the dude from ac dc?eh screw it hes on there.
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:47 pm, #239028
4.Jimi Hendrix
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:44 pm, #239027
3.SLASH
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 12:23 pm, #239025
32. Jeff Beck.
Ozbad - September 8, 2012, 11:38 am, #239020
I don't see bucket head on there .. could be space before 1. for god
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:36 am, #239019
14.Chuck Berry?
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:31 am, #239018
Dang, a rush of memories from this poster….anybody see ‘It might get Loud’?
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 11:27 am, #239017
17. Tony Iommi, 18. Eddie Van Halen, 22. Duane Allman, 29. Jerry Garcia, 33. Tom Morello.
rerun - September 8, 2012, 11:08 am, #239016

31. Bo
gas - September 8, 2012, 9:03 am, #239015
16 pete townshend
gas - September 8, 2012, 6:48 am, #239014
24 santana?
caveman - September 7, 2012, 9:08 pm, #239011
9. Mark Knopfler, 10. Brian may, , 11.Johnny Ramone,12. Jack White 13. The Edge, 15. Angus Young 20. Ace Frehley, 23. Kirk Hammett, 27. Kurt Cobain...and that's all we have for now
GaryO - September 7, 2012, 8:21 pm, #239010
Dang, tiny faces….Clapton?


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am, #250505
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm, #250486
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #246833
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm, #246812
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am, #246794
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am, #246622
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #246621
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm, #246617
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am, #251398
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am, #240915
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am, #233745
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm, #233732
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233656
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm, #233309
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233307

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am, #233268
My sentiments as well. 5L


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am, #168827
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am, #239093
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am, #218988
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm, #215221
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm, #215220
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am, #152951
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am, #243596
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am, #243595
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am, #243594
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am, #243593
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am, #243592
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am, #243591
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am, #243590
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm, #243587
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm, #243585
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #243583
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243582
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #243580
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243579
And drug addict.


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.36/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am, #240138
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am, #239282
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am, #238888
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am, #238885
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm, #150977
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm, #150943
excellent 5 lions


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.11/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm, #248513
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm, #248502

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm, #239062
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

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Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am, #168010
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm, #167951
I like this.


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am, #168820
He cannot be serious! o.O


ATTITUDE - It's all a question of perspective...


TAGS: attitude
Rating: 4.79/5

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THEBRAT - June 21, 2011, 8:43 pm, #220386
Well, thx bud... I'm not done I have lots more coming...lol
house - June 21, 2011, 8:39 pm, #220385
Nicely Done - excellent 1st post. 5L


WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit


TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

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DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am, #161498
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm, #56822
Ph**o was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm, #40299
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm, #22854
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white p***stars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am, #18625
white people also get more p****, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm, #2050
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by dee

dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am, #105526
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #105344
What are "Neds"?


THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.


TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by viba

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm, #250294
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm, #224886
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm, #206014
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm, #206013
.
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm, #206010
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm, #205992
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm, #205966

i actually like this!


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by skinschamp10

Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm, #217484
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm, #217389
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am, #217362
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am, #217354
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am, #217348
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm, #217329
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm, #215844
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm, #214327
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm, #214326
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am, #214322
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am, #214320
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am, #214317
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am, #214315
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am, #214313
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm, #214270
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm, #214261
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm, #214254
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm, #214242
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm, #214240
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm, #214238
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm, #214237
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm, #214236
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm, #214231
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm, #214230
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


GREAT HUNT -


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm, #240066
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm, #240064
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm, #240063
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm, #240062
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.


VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.


TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CNubel

Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm, #246523
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm, #239236
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm, #237106
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm, #222805
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm, #222791

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm, #222777
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm, #222776
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm, #222775
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm, #222774
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm, #222771
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am, #222767
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am, #222743
ni5e
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am, #222737
true for every country. 5


WEEEEEEEEEE -


TAGS: little pig geico
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:23 am, #239483
My bacon in the morning... cuter!
coldinjected - January 20, 2011, 11:56 am, #210368
My ringtone on my phone. That's cute.


APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything


TAGS: jayne serenity firefly
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by mrscratch

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 11:18 pm, #251859
Loved Firefly, but HATED the movie with a passion. Your poster gets the 5L I took from the film.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:05 am, #239203
Noble as a gra**!
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am, #207787
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm, #187091
I love Firefly.5/5


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am, #234471

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm, #234454
DS - d*** Straight


CHRISTIANITY - Its why your not living on the moon


TAGS: christianity
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by m1k3y

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:55 am, #185201
Grit is what it takes to admit that nobody on earth is right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:00 am, #185196
I'm pretty sure it's the bottom part of a shoe.......or some kinda food...WTF are grits anyways?
Sean - July 18, 2010, 1:36 am, #185195
What's a soul?
wjb67 - July 18, 2010, 1:08 am, #185192
Atheists: if they misunderstand history (and mis-spell you're) this badly, you are sure you want to trust them with your soul?


PERSPECTIVE -




SOCIALISM -


TAGS: socialism politics obama
Rating: 2.73/5
Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:19 pm, #121988
There are plenty of pictures just like this - the US during the depression.
Guest - September 25, 2009, 6:45 pm, #121721
You're thinking of Communism, not Socialism


MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.59/5

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I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am, #248424
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am, #248423
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm, #248398
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm, #248397
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am, #243695
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am, #243693
I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am, #243692
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm, #243685
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm, #218815
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am, #218806
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am, #218799
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am, #218798
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am, #218790
sounds like fun


ANT CRACKER -


TAGS: staunch little bugger
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Buzzramjet - July 12, 2012, 11:11 pm, #237209
Lame.
50cal - April 5, 2011, 3:38 pm, #215811
So true.....
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 11:04 am, #215799
Thanks bro :) ...anytime!
forseti - April 5, 2011, 8:21 am, #215798
Thx for not referring it to politifake! Nice one, Captain!


CONFORMITY - It´s the one who is different that gets left out in the cold.




HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Zai

mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am, #122073
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Megrez

Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #148534
A perfect a***og.


BEHOLD, - The LLAMAPILLAR!!


TAGS: llama with hidden legs
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Koradan

rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227860
5 legle55 llama5


NAPALM -


TAGS: napalm morbid kitd
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248056
Kids got all these crazy ideas on how to make it, and suffice to say.... it doesn't work. something tells me these whipper snappers are using something other than what they're saying :-/
M0rd3kaI - March 22, 2012, 6:33 am, #231827
I already voted this 5L, and despite what I'm going to say, it stays 5L... am I the only one who noticed this: #77590
MercAlert - March 11, 2012, 6:14 pm, #231083
Fire is the great purifier, and napalm, its muse (not to mention thermite). I like fire. :]
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 12:05 am, #230967
Smells like... Victory.
Airman - March 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #230962
and the 5mell in the morning!!


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Thumper6119

Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am, #234142
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic.


TAGS: politics obama fox liberal whining
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by WTFO

boeweizer - January 4, 2010, 5:05 am, #150086
this is the reasons there is now politifake
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:24 pm, #122609
No one says you have to leave...just participate in a fashion other than stalking and downing other's contributions. Come on and bring the Funny! Don't make us send Sally Struthers after you...and we'll DO it too.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:57 am, #122569
my bad, i thought this was an open minded site that supported free speach. I see now that it is only for those like viewpoints like WTFO and LogicDude. Enjoy your delusions, i shall bother you no more.
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 1:54 pm, #118368
Quick Search for "ILB" under poster creators aaaaaaand ZERO. If all you're going to do is stalk WTFO and rant then please feel free to exit the freakin' internet...and don't let the router hit you in the IP on the way out.
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 5:34 am, #118288
ILB you need to stop.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:29 am, #118287
Of course these lines move back and forth depending on which stories you like and which you dont. rendering all news pointless and stupid.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:37 am, #116535
I never thought about the competition for the kool-aid guzzling audience. Good point. CNN editorials make stuff up, but their hard news is a little better and less visceral, I think.
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:20 am, #116522
Sorry fellow conservative, but I must disagree on two points. One, Fox kicks b*** in the ratings b/c all the liberal news outlets compete with each other. Two, MSNBC might slant EVERY story, but even they don't have the balls to make crap up like CNN.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:26 am, #108616
In this country, the market is supposed to be the deciding factor. Too bad the govt is placing its finger on the scale in several areas of the marketplace.
Sean - August 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #108601
Yer starting to sound like Stephen Colbert there, WTFO. The market hath spoken.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:01 am, #108596
The ultimate proof that FoxNews is the most fair network is the fact that they are dominating all other networks in ratings. If they were as far fringe right as you claim their ratings would mirror MSNBC's pathetic audience.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:00 am, #108595
Yo, for every so called example of "right wingnut" you provide there are dozens of Kool-aid guzzling liberal BS from the other networks. I see most commentators give ample discussion to liberal guests. Most other networks' guests are all left-wing idiots.
lunchmeat5000 - August 14, 2009, 11:40 pm, #108590
Believe what you want, they're all twisting the truth to their audience. I for one can't stand MSNBC, as well as half of the opinion shows on fox.
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 9:10 pm, #108544
Not all of us believe everything we're spoon-fed by the major networks or their fringe players.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:09 pm, #108542
Blah blah blah blah blah... I win.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:07 pm, #108541
Right wing mirror of MSNBC is in deep denial. Like the Birthers who refuse to see the simple truth of Obama's citizenship, you'll reject all my evidence of bias as liberal hatred. I pity you brainwashed fools. I wont be back. I've won & you'll never figur
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:00 pm, #108539
I could keep citing examples of Fox News' right wingnut bias all night. Like the time the co-host of Fox and Friends stromed off the set because he couldn't stomach the racist tone of his co-hosts' attacks on Obama. Anyone who can't see that Fox is a
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:56 pm, #108537
Yo, you can't anymore. It's about "infotainment" and brand loyalty. Niche marketing. Murdoch didn't make all that money with a journalism degree. P.T. Barnum recognized it a century ago, how many minutes has it been?
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:35 pm, #108529
McClellan's book that the Bush White House routinely gave talking points to Fox commentators. Not the journalists, just the commentators. But as my Jim Angle story shows, how does one tell where journalism ends and commentary begins these days.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm, #108523
A minute to denounce Clinton for refusing to answer questions about the Lewinsky scandal. Angle didn't tell viewers that he knew before Clinton entered the room that Clinton wasn't taking any questions on any subject. Then there's the report in Scott
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm, #108513
Little history lesson on Fox News... They started with gimmicks, "foxified" referred to the shaky camera work, to give the gullible the impression that everything they were working on was breaking news. They ended up finding the ultimate gimmick.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:23 pm, #108511
Right, and always has been. I remember seeing Jim Angle "reporting" on President Clinton announcing a new Social Security proposal on Fox's main nightly newscast. Angle took almost ten seconds to dismiss the proposal as recycled bad ideas, then took over
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:15 pm, #108506
A few token moderate liberals can't possibly make Fox News fair and balanced. MSNBC has former REPUBLICAN congressman Joe Scarborough. He's no liberal, but the network still is. So waving Geraldo at me is meaningless. Fox is clearly biased to the far, far
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:36 am, #107808
turn and are tripping over themselves to kiss King Obama's b*** and deliver the White House's talking points. In addition, they are attacking average Americans who are speaking out against the King and the Empire of HUGE govt he is building.
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:35 am, #107807
perception of Fox, he must not be aware of how Fox brings on differing views within their commentators (Geraldo is a liberal, Beck dislikes both Reps and Dems, O-Reilly has some conservative and some liberal views). The other channels bashed Bush at every
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:33 am, #107806
From my observations (yes, I watch each of these channels from time to time, unlike blind FoxNews bashers), I believe that one organization is misaligned. That would be NBC. They are much farther left than noted. Right in line with MSNBC. As far as Yo's
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 13, 2009, 12:09 am, #107805
Outstanding poster; but you forgot Public Broadcasting... also very far left. Either way I gave you a 5.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:24 pm, #107747
Their relative positions are roughly correct, it would be accurate if right-aligned.
rollseyes - August 12, 2009, 7:30 pm, #107724
Yo is showing his/her bias. Fox is about as fair and balanced as media gets.
Yo - August 12, 2009, 3:58 pm, #107658
Yer graph maker's bias is showing. In the real world Fox News would be as far from Fair and Balanced to the right as MSNBC is to the left.


THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...


TAGS: thought lost unfamiliar territory
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 4:00 pm, #227589
Logic isn't EVERYBODY'S strong point, Mr Spock.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 10:24 pm, #227530
What if you thought your ancestors f***ed monkeys?
Rick69 - January 1, 2012, 12:24 am, #227148
That is true, "Faith without a base is as good as anybody's guess". Thus I believe healthy amount of curiosity and understanding is key; especially when it comes to religion.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:41 pm, #227146
That would explain a lot of the religious folks who go through life believing everything their religious leader of choice tells them without ever questioning him/her


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm, #233814
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm, #233807
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm, #233759
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm, #233757
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm, #233756
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm, #233730
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am, #233705

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm, #233698
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm, #233691
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...




ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am, #238753
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am, #238752
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!


TAGS: kittens skins
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:03 pm, #230917
Kittens are so cute and sweet! With needles in their jaws and feet!!!!
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 24, 2011, 9:59 pm, #226142
The ultimate package of cuteness... and BLOOD!!!


CHRISTMAS SUCKS -




JEWS - They Sank The Titanic


TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152453
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm, #152244
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm, #152230
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm, #152228

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm, #152227
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm, #152226

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm, #152225
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm, #152223

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm, #152221
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152219

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm, #152217
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152215
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm, #152214

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm, #152213
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm, #152212
Or because it said, "Jews-I f***ing knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152211
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152210
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm, #152208

5 star of david for you


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm, #39431
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm, #35918
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




HONOR GUARD -


TAGS: eagle guarding military graves
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 6:45 pm, #230305

Thanks!~
Airman - February 28, 2012, 4:34 pm, #230300
i used this same pic a few months ago.. you did a much better job than I did.. 5L
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 4:27 pm, #230299

;)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:38 pm, #230293
Thanks, again.
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 11:00 am, #230281

I thought so, too. Thanks!~
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 7:45 am, #230270
Very Moving Picture 5L.


Lorena Bobbitt -




NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.


TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by StringerB

karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm, #222143
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am, #183224
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am, #183191
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


INGENUITY - Making things more interesting every step of the way


TAGS: ingenuity
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

Lavinator - March 24, 2012, 12:30 pm, #231966
LOL!
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 7:51 am, #231949
Thanks :)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 7:50 am, #231948
Lol, thanks, glad you liked it XD
maoworks2 - March 24, 2012, 7:37 am, #231947
That's A Good One!
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:58 pm, #231937

A Strike!!! 5LOLOLOLOLs


Guns -


TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by ipb33333

GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am, #250005
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am, #250001
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm, #247969
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am, #247941
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L


THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243686
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm, #243684
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am, #222823
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm, #222790
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm, #222789
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm, #222781
ab5olutely right


YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am, #241764
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am, #226897
Gold..
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm, #226791
AHA!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm, #226790

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?


MILITARY TERMS -


TAGS: military tank howitzer
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:47 am, #216168
you said "that" twice.
pzykosiz - April 11, 2011, 7:17 pm, #216148
a s**t - something that blows others
MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 6:01 pm, #216144
Time on Target means "let's all blow it up together!"


MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nancym911

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am, #232373
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am, #206603
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am, #227786
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227766
And MUCH more fun!


Charge it -


TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm, #245319
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm, #245313
OMG! WTF is u? 5


Gated Community -


TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm, #245147

sweet.


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm, #235126

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm, #235068
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm, #235064
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm, #235062

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am, #235055
very true...


RUSSIAN STYLE -


TAGS: theone found it
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by TheOne

Muppet - October 6, 2011, 7:51 pm, #224796
Needs to be said in thick russion accent. "In Soviet Russia, Church Canonize YOU!" (While still alive)
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 10:34 pm, #224777
In soviet Russia, pew (pew) gets you?
the1stCOMMI3 - October 5, 2011, 9:05 pm, #224772
HA! just wish this was an "in soviet russia..." type joke


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...


TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by nitrocoir

lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm, #121131
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm, #111118
some other ****
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm, #110939
Who's the other guy?


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am, #195272
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm, #119479
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #119426
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm, #119289
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm, #119274
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm, #119270
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm, #119265
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm, #119264
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm, #119261
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am, #118596
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm, #118495
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm, #118483
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am, #118290
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am, #118289
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am, #118286
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am, #118285
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am, #110384
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am, #110383
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am, #110355
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm, #110309
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm, #110184
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am, #110084
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am, #110083
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am, #110080
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am, #110079
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am, #110078
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am, #110050
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm, #110016
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm, #110015
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm, #110014
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm, #110013
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm, #110012
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm, #110011
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm, #110010
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm, #110009
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm, #110007
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm, #110006
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110005
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110004
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110003
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm, #110002
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm, #110001
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm, #110000
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm, #109999
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm, #109997
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm, #109996
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm, #109995
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109994
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109993
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109992
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109991
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm, #109990
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm, #109987
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm, #109986
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm, #109985
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm, #109984
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm, #109982
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm, #109980
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm, #109979
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm, #109977
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm, #109930
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm, #109875
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am, #109818
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am, #109817
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am, #109816
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am, #109815
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am, #109814
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am, #109813
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am, #109812
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am, #109811
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am, #109810
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am, #109809
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am, #109808
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am, #109807
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am, #109805
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am, #109803
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am, #109802
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am, #109801
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am, #109799
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am, #109798

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am, #109797
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am, #109796
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am, #109795
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am, #109784
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am, #109781
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am, #109778
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am, #109777
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am, #109773
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am, #109772
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am, #109769
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am, #109768

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am, #109767

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am, #109765

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am, #109722
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am, #109719
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am, #109718
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am, #109717
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am, #109711
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am, #109707
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am, #109705
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.78/5

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CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm, #222268
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm, #222265
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm, #219196
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm, #218875
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm, #218533
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm, #218532
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am, #218529
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm, #230772
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm, #230698

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


JUGGALOS -


TAGS: juggalos foamy funny hitler
Rating: 3.18/5

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Timmah - June 22, 2010, 7:19 pm, #181298
I think I've been spending too much on facebook. Considering I just tried to find the like b***on on your comment
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 6:43 pm, #181289
These aren't clowns. These are douchebags that like shat music.


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.


TAGS: life cake responsibilities
Rating: 4.79/5

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Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:33 pm, #238226
Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.
Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238225
Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am, #238211
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am, #238210
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am, #238209
Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am, #238208
I detest peanut b***er... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am, #238085
But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am, #238084
I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.
rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am, #238083

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am, #238082
Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their b***s!
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:23 am, #238081
Dude, how do you introduce someone that you admit was here first? It's all good, brother. What the audience may not know is that you are now a conservative. I'd like to think I may have contributed to that, but I doubt it. You just woke up.
Greeny - August 3, 2012, 4:51 pm, #238029
umm... was Space talkin' about the cake?
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:01 pm, #238017
Thanks for the intro Moo(?) and hellooooo WTFO.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:57 am, #238016
Sorry!!!! EXTREME lag time this morning and the puter is sorta slow too.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am, #238015
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am, #238014
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am, #238013
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 11:43 am, #238012
Nice that you and WTFO get along now...just don't feed him chocolate ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 3:44 am, #238009
Oh, FFS...who left the back door open?.Ladies and gentlemen! this here right wing lunatic is WTFO. he was the reason I joined Motifake...I just hated him SO much. But we got past it, And now we're such good pals he's agreed to vote for Obama...XD yukno.
WTFO - August 3, 2012, 2:22 am, #238008
Now peanut b***er is a different story there isn't it, my friend. ;) ha ha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:19 am, #238007
I would never feed another dog chocolate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:18 am, #238006
It's not me, I've been against the chocolate the whole time. But he's Mrs.Moooo's dog and she and her brother have been feeding him chocolate for 18 years. Caramilk, chocolate chips,assorted easter chocolates, bakers chocolate...etc, he seems to be immune
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 1:43 am, #238003
Your dog is not special mooo+ just lucky. Certain types of chocolate are toxic and fatal to dogs. Not to be preachy but as a friend, I think you are playing russian roulette if you are truly allowing your dog to eat chocolate. Trust me, my moo friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:21 am, #238002
Some dogs are special...My dog eats chocolate all the time. But Space would be dead...He's not special. He pees on the floor, he escapes from the yard and he keeps rubbing his a** on the carpet. We're "sending him to a farm".. The kids will be devastated.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:20 am, #237999
Space you dawg. You know chocolate is like poison to you and your kind! That is what you meant right? ;)
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:47 pm, #237989
Heehee, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. ;)


THE TINY BLACK NINJA - Watch out I go kung fu on yo ass... I kills you!!!




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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control b****hhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am, #115151
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am, #115148
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #100958
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm, #100957
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm, #100954
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm, #100952
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm, #100951
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


jew jitsu -


TAGS: mma jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.72/5

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GRIMMJOW - April 28, 2009, 10:33 am, #76132
QUICK.....Drop a dollar!!!
guest - February 8, 2009, 5:56 pm, #57905
lol


WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers




POCKET TASER -


TAGS: dumb ****
Rating: 4.44/5

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dslohand - January 15, 2013, 10:50 pm, #242517
5 sparks I'm still laughing I'd be locking that thing up at night. just to remove the temptation from the wife lol
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 3:04 pm, #239391
if it is that bad with AA's what would happen if you wired up a 9volt ?
HGCaboose - March 5, 2010, 4:19 am, #161871
Rofl That's great!
palmat - March 5, 2010, 2:00 am, #161869
lmao 5 AAA batteries for you.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm, #161805
And by burn right through, I mean, I'd keep moving the lens and still burn a line clean through.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm, #161804
Closest I've come to this kind of stupidity was an old game where 2+ people burn each others hands with a magnifyin lens and last to give in wins. I won cause I was the only one who could get a lens to burn right through cardboard
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:37 pm, #161764
When I was a kid, we'd play tag with a stun gun. Fun stuff.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:36 pm, #161763
Real ones use a wiggy.
Killroykill - March 4, 2010, 6:26 pm, #161761
and that's why electricians test wires with the back of their hands
Derek - March 4, 2010, 5:54 pm, #161749
I'm ashamed of my schadenfreude. 5L
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 5:12 pm, #161733
I shocked myself on a bet with one of those small key chain ones, it blew me on my a**
culos - March 4, 2010, 5:02 pm, #161732
I physically felt what you went through. 5 Nutless Morons for you!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 4:52 pm, #161731
I am sitting here, at work, tears rolling down my face. I started coughing from trying not to laugh too loud. I had to close the door to finish reading this! This is now my all time favorite! 10 Tazers for you! *zzap!* Ahhhhhrrrgghhh! Hahahahaha!!
Bovee - March 4, 2010, 4:51 pm, #161730
my brother is a marine and they had to pick between getting tazed or sh** with a rubber bullet and the first guy picked tazed and for some reason everyone else took the bullet. great story hope you get better. 5 volts.


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